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Flash Gordon helps the universe By : charlesillasana Flash Gordon moaned. His life had changed a lot lately. In charge of a novel and dangerous assignment utilizing spacecraft with a mad professor and a gorgeous woman, he then was said that the father he had thought long dead was a prisoner of Ming The Merciless, a rather unsavoury guy on this bizarre celestial sphere he had landed on. Comedy and Comedians By : Rodger Jackman Funny business inc specialize in Clean corporate comedy, and have been filling venues with laughter for over 30 years. Funny Business Inc. has been Canada's largest talent agency and exclusive representative of Yuk Yuk's On Tour from Western to Eastern Canada. Let's write a chorus. By : Meena chauhan A song without a chorus can hardly be called a song. This rather bad statement is my personal opinion so if you don’t agree, that’s okay. But I would like to start this lesson with this statement, not only to wake you up, but rather because it’s one of the key-statements of this lesson. So if you don’t like songs without a chorus and never intend to write one, than probably you won’t feel at home in this class this month. Let's improve your employment prospects as a musician By : anjna sharma How do you expand your opportunities to work in the music business? How do you improve your employment prospects? The key to doing that is developing your versatility. There are many ways of expanding what you already know how to do as a musician. It's all about using the skills that you already possess and channeling them towards related fields. The debate for and against doctor’s excuses By : Matthew21 Markey21 The debate for and against doctor’s excuses I used to have a really high salary, despite the fact that I’ve only been working for a few years. Perhaps that’s the greatest advantage of working in a corporate setting. Not only you get high pay, you also get great benefits and rewards for excellence. The biggest drawback was the pressure I was getting. How to Make Money on Blogs By : Dmitrijs23 Kononovs32 Blogs make money These days we are so familiar with the term ‘blog’. The blogs are generally used to express one’s views and opinions online. Blogging is increasingly becoming a more lucrative means of work. Increasingly, bloggers are using many methods to make money through blogging. There is a contextual ad program from Google called Adsense. This is possibly the commonest of ways in which some online bucks are made by the bloggers. Believe It or Not: Finding the Unbelievable of Life By : Rammy Johnson Looking for a laugh? This article details some of the unbelievable aspects of life. All that is left to say is "believe it or not". “Computer jokes can easily create laughter among the crowd” By : Rahul Roy Unlike the word “Computer”, jokes regarding it are also famous in the same ratio around the whole world. People like and enjoy reading and listening jokes about the equipment they use most of the time. Looking Back At The Excellent 80's By : Matthew W. Grant This article takes you back to all the memories of your favorite decade. You'll be searching for your Cassingles any minute! “It is real fun to watch them go crazy” By : Rahul Roy Jokes are always preferred by kids and children. It is a fact, most of the jokes are created focusing children in their mind. You also might have experienced… it is real fun to watch the stupid and crazy acts of children and kids either in their home with their mother or at school with teachers. No matter what children and kids jokes are always liked by every one. Funny Jokes By : Radu Valentina Jokes have become such an integral part of our lives, yet no one really knows how the term ‘joke’ came into existence, or who cracked the first ever joke. No matter what part of the world you are from; there is always one person in the group that has an interesting anecdote or joke to offer. What is equally true is that jokes have a way of relaxing the entire group. Bahasa Malaysia and Flowers By : Wan Yee Insight into Malaysian mentality through flowers. Wondering as what kind of jokes are bar jokes? By : Rahul Roy Among the funny jokes to crack, most of the people prefer to choose the bar jokes. In fact, bar jokes are those in which a drunkard’s funny side is taken into consideration to make laughter. It may be associated with bar or drunk people. All about flatulence By : Fartin Martin The internet was designed for information exchange; no doubt the internet has helped people from around the world to communicate freely. But the point is that what was earlier considered taboo is now completely acceptable online. From sites that specialize in adult toys, to sites that openly oppose political regimes, there is no shortage of sites that allow people with similar thinking to come together. There has been a recent boom in niche sites on the internet; people all over the world have started looking for sites that let them interact with people that share the same pastimes. Have you heard any good lawyer jokes lately? By : Rahul Roy It is real fun to crack lawyer jokes among your friends. Specially when you are in some parties or some functions, you find lawyer jokes more entertaining. Comedians have their minds full of lawyer joke. Some of the Funnier Things Said By : Steven Jeny In a rut? Grumbling about all the nonsense in your life? Switch to decaf and lighten up a bit. Easier said then done, eh? Well, give these jokes and quotes a read. They should do the trick. Ugly people – more than a joke By : Ken Wilson We can think long and hard about what makes us humans. The truth of the matter is that we are not perfect and we all have our own defects. Ugliness is part of us and the best thing we can do is to accept it. The Internet makes a pretty good job at keeping us aware of the ironic aspects of our life and it is smart to use it to our benefit. Ugly men and ugly women – ugly on the inside/outside? By : Ken Wilson The Internet is one of the most amazing things ever invented. It can offer us all the info we need and much more. The online world can be a lot of fun and today we no longer see the Internet as a basic info resource but also as one of the most exciting means of entertainment. Do ugly women feel the same as ugly men? By : Ken Wilson There have been a lot of research studies made about ugly people. When I say ugly people I don’t just mean ugly men, but also ugly women, even though they are trying very hard to hide the fact that they are ugly through make-up, cosmetics, clothing items and a lot more things similar to that. Ugly women and men facing the issue of beauty By : Ken Wilson From ugliness to beauty – nothing can be more representative than examples. If you look it up on the Internet, you’ll see just how difficult it is for people to reach that artificial billboard look. It takes an immense number of people around you and a great amount of work to get to the point of looking perfect. Ugly people and charisma By : Ken Wilson We are sure that the idea of ugly women who nonetheless possess unbelievable, charming and persuasive powers is not new to your mind. Why are ugly men ugly? By : Clint Jhonson We have all met the occasion of hearing people call others ugly, unpleasant, and so on. Well, maybe not in these words precisely, but the phrases that are frequently used to refer to ugliness are quite colorful and explicit. Is cosmetic surgery a solution for ugly men and ugly women? By : Clint Jhonson Among the many wishes we have, there is one that is profoundly related to the way in which others perceive us: looking as good and as fit as we can. Nowadays, men and women of all ages appeal to plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons. The beautiful side of ugly people photos By : Clint Jhonson If you think that you saw everything the Internet has to offer, then you should know that you may have discovered only the tip of the iceberg. When this technology first appeared, it was embraced by a lot of people though it had limited possibilities. Today, mainly because of the ready availability, the Internet has millions and millions of users throughout the world. Ugly people vs. good-looking people By : Clint Jhonson Essentially, people have changed very little in the past 2000 years. Even if we go further back in history, when discussing human nature, the idea stays generally the same. What chances do ugly people have in reproduction? By : Clint Jhonson Apart from the instinct of survival, reproduction is the main objective of any organism. Our instinct to survive may also be the reason for the importance of reproduction, because reproduction is the key for the survival of a species. 18 Similarities Between Women and Computers By : Jack Reider Have you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how. Women Are From Where? By : Tim knox A remote control in the hands of a woman is a dangerous thing, especially when it's her man she's trying to change. Who Cracked My Crystal Ball? By : Tim knox Predictons for the new year as foretold over a beer and Polish sausage sandwich When Great Minds Meet By : Tim knox When the richest man in America meets the world's greatest Elvis impersonator, you know only good things could come of it. Could 'Don't Be Cruel' really become Microsoft's new theme song? What's my mama gonna say? By : Tim knox I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but I, Tim Knox, am a sexist pig. Sorry, mama. I had no idea. Thingamabobs And Whatchamadigits By : Tim knox My daughter cornered me the other night, wanting to know about the birds and bees. Actually, she wanted to know what "sectional misconduct" was. The Unsinkable Tim Knox By : Tim knox I call them 'Ti-taniacs.' They look perfectly normal at first, but eventually they will ask, 'Have you seen 'Titanic' yet? That's when their dimentia rolls to the surface and the all-out assault begins The Tax Man Cometh By : Tim knox Someone once said the only things in life that are certain are death and taxes I think the only difference between the two is that death claims you just once, but taxes can kill you every year. The Tanya Factor By : Tim knox Is it me or are the '98 Winter Olympics about as exciting as watching old people speedwalk at the mall? What's missing this year? Could be The Tanya Factor The Smarter White Meat By : Tim knox A college professor at Penn State is trying to teach pigs to communicate using computers. I think this guy is one pork rind short of a full bag. Who wants to get email from a pig? The Sky Is Falling By : Tim knox When you turn on the TV and learn that a giant, killer asteroid is headed your way, you have to ask yourself certain questions. Like, should I have that second bowl of Crispy Hexagons or just stop at one? The Religion Of Football By : Tim knox Here in Alabama, there are three kinds of people: Crimson Tide fans, War Eagle fans, and atheists. The Real McCaugheys By : Tim knox What's it take to raise seven babies? Love, patience, understanding, and Prozac, lots and lots of Prozac. The New Fab Four By : Tim knox They sing, they dance, they drive the kids wild. But how best to describe the Teletubbies to the uninitiated? Imagine this: if Pink Floyd produced a half-hour show for kids, this would be it. And you would enjoy it immensely. The Intelligent Diaper By : Tim knox I believe it was Frank Zappa who said, "Necessity is the mother of invention," which means that if there is a need for something, sooner or later, someone will invent it. And then Microsoft will rip it off. The Four Letters Between PG & R By : Tim knox When you're a kid, there are certain words you dare not say. Swear words, my mother called them, cuss words. Today, my kids call them "daddy words." You can probably figure out why. The Dust Settles On Miss America By : Tim knox The Miss America Pageant is taking its last breath. Will the mourners have to wear swimsuits to the funeral, or will evening gowns be enough? Staying Alive By : Tim knox If someone offered you a pill that would add 50 years to your life, would you take it? Not me. At least not until I found out who'd be footing the bill for all that extra life. St. Viagra's Dance By : Tim knox If someone offered you a pill that would add 50 years to your life, would you take it? Not me. At least not until I found out who'd be footing the bill for all that extra life. Sometimes Life Just Ain't Funny By : Tim knox Alabama weather is about as predictable as watching The Jerry Springer Show. You know something's going to happen, you're just not sure what it will be. Some People Will Eat Anything By : Tim knox Most people are like Mikey, the old Life cereal kid. We are nondiscriminating carnivores who will eat anything -- especially if it can be made to taste like chicken Some Guys Have All The Luck By : Tim knox Recent studies claim that the less educated you are, the more sex you have, and the more sex you have, the longer you'll live. Sure gives new meaning to "Live long and prosper!" Smoke 'em If You Can Afford 'em By : Tim knox What's the difference between a $30 cigar and one that costs fifty cents. The answer begins with cow poop. Show Me The Money By : Tim knox The stock market could crash like a circus fat lady falling over a lawn chair and it wouldn't affect me in the least. All my money's tied up in bills; electric bill, phone bill, Visa bill etc. Pick On Somebody Your Own Size By : Tim knox Mattel's redesigning Barbie to make her more realistic. Imagine Christy Brinkley going in, David Brinkley. No Sale Like A Yardsale By : Tim knox Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down If You Clone A Schizophrenic By : Tim knox Scientists have successfully cloned a sheep and a cow. What's next? Dogs? Cats? Professional wrestlers? Me? And if you clone a schizophrenic, how many people do you get? I Was Rooting For By : Tim knox Who was I rooting for in the Iron Bowl? Sorry, if I tell you, I'll have to kill you I Love You, You Love Me By : Tim knox Barney The Dinosaur is suing The Famous San Diego Chicken for beating up a Barney lookalike during his act. Sounds like a clear case of costume envy to me. I Hope You Kept The Receipt By : Tim knox Will it be something from Victoria's Secret or another beefstick this year? Honey, Did You Take Your Pill? By : Tim knox A birth control pill for men? As if remembering to take out the trash isn't enough pressure. Growing Old In A Red Miata By : Tim knox I just had another birthday and I'm not particularly happy about it. To me, that's like saying, "I'm another year closer to having my prostate removed! Somebody bake me a cake and let's party!" Gimme A Head With Hair By : Tim knox A man's hair are certainly one of his best assets and a matter of pride. For many their loss can cause depression and anxiety that must be taken care of by an expert psychotherapist - or better still by a sports car! Ghosts Of Halloweens Past By : Tim knox Times may have changed but the spirit of Halloween continues to live on. Children today have as much as they did in the past - and so do their parents! Getting "Yankee Naked" By : Tim knox Nakedness is no longer a word that is self explanatory. There are just so many variations of this word with each having a different meaning that an explanation of the braod categories is necessary. This is just what this article sets out to do! El Nino Made Me Do It! By : Tim knox The changing climate certainly does pose a threat to our planet and eco-system. However, it also presents an opportunity for those who need to blame somethine Beanie Babies Anonymous By : Tim knox The Beanie Babies syndrome has really caught on with no end in sight. Read on to see some of the effects of this mania and some tips on how to cure it. Armadillo On The Half Shell By : Tim knox The origins of the human food menu is certainly a mystery that is yet unsolved. However, it seems that some amendments are certainly being made in these dietary standards today! All The President's Women By : Tim knox How does the nation take the allegations against President Bill Clinton? There have been national surveys and forecasts by amateurs and pundits alike. Here is an analysis of the whole episode as well as some advice for the President. A Christmas Of Good Intentions By : Tim knox Christmas is that time of the year when we all rejoice and celebrate. However, along with Christmas comes a chore that is troublesome to some people - "shopping". This article relates just one such trip to avoid doing last minute shopping by going for it a full week in advance. Which, Exactly, is the National Language of Malaysia? By : Wan Yee It is okay to have two names for a national language but it is not okay to be chastised for preferring one of them. 15 Ways To Get Real Frustrated With Your PC By : patty A humorous look at how to abuse your PC. A Funny Joke and The Man without Humor By : Bedrich Omacka April fool’s day is a favorite day for some, because there are many funny jokes that can be played. Psychology of jokes By : Mar Why do we laugh at jokes?

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